Chapter 201: Uncle, When Are You Going to Livestream Eating Shit? (Seeking Monthly Votes)
I Farm In The Apocalypse
Director Zhang walked with a swagger, humming a song all the way. By the time he knocked on the door, he looked fully confident. The person opening the door was Jing Dad.
“Is that you?” Jing Dad said as he was about to close the door.
“Wait, your daughter did something serious. She’s already been arrested and sentenced.”
Director Zhang recounted the events and hinted:
“This matter is very serious. Labor re-education for a year and a half. Think about it—sleeping in mixed-gender bunks, your delicate daughter watched by a pack of hungry wolves... But there are solutions. After all, it’s the house I allocated.”
Jing Dad looked at Director Zhang skeptically. Would his daughter, given her personality, be arrested? Even if she was, honestly, with her terrifying strength and a single punch…
Seeing Jing Dad’s disbelief, Director Zhang took out the three of Jing Shu’s phones, “All three phones have been confiscated. One of them must belong to your daughter, right?”
Finally, Jing Dad became nervous: “Do you have a way?”
Director Zhang displayed a deep, inscrutable smile, and in the next few minutes, kept hinting to Jing Dad:
“You don’t know, the Second Branch has had a change in leadership. Previously, Li Yuetian was ousted; now, it’s Captain Hu, who is notorious for plucking feathers from geese, tsk tsk. So you should get her out before she’s taken in.”
Jing Dad, with a nervous expression, asked: “Then Director Zhang, please help us.”
“Of course, of course.” Director Zhang showed a satisfied smile and rubbed his hands.
“Thank you very much.” Jing Dad expressed his gratitude.
Director Zhang: “???? I haven’t agreed yet! Don’t you know the rules, hey!”
“No, this requires establishing connections.” Director Zhang rubbed his hands, trying hard to hint.
“Then thank you for helping establish connections.”
Director Zhang gritted his teeth. This person really didn’t understand or was pretending not to?
“On what grounds should I help you out of the blue? Are my hints not clear enough?”
“Director Zhang, you clearly said you would help me earlier, why are you saying this now?” Jing Dad looked surprised.
“Fine, I won’t argue with you anymore. Bring 1,000 virtual coins, and I guarantee your daughter will be released safely, otherwise, you’ll have to wait for your daughter to become a casualty in the struggle between Li Yuetian and Captain Hu.”
Director Zhang couldn’t hold back any longer. Fortunately, he had overheard things in the corner today, knowing the situation, and now could provide some leverage.
Suddenly, a long beep sounded. Jing Dad exhaled, “Your timing is perfect. It’s finally recorded.”
Director Zhang, with a menacing expression, said: “You’re messing with me? Even if you recorded the audio, what can you do?” He was careless. All these years of accepting bribes, everyone had eagerly come to offer gifts. Even if they weren’t sharp, as long as he hinted, the other party would understand. He had never encountered such a situation!
“So what?” Jing Dad attacked Director Zhang with fists and kicks. After beating him, he even tied him up. This was just after calling his daughter. Of the three phones earlier, one was Jing Shu’s old phone, so her phone was still in her possession!
“Shocking! Police Station Run by His Family?”
After the recording video went online, it stirred up another wave of uproar, making onlookers feel like watching an ongoing blockbuster. Videos that expose scandals on the spot often incite the most anger.
The crowd demanded what would happen next, but there was no further movement. Many people were complaining that the Wucheng government was too slow to respond, letting people be almost killed without stepping in to solve the issue.
Meanwhile.
The warehouse was large. Jing Shu searched many places. Just as she was happily browsing Taobao, looking for useful items, the main door suddenly swung open, and a group of people hurriedly walked in.
“They came so quickly.” Jing Shu’s lips curled into a slight smile. Their work efficiency was still very high.
Unsurprisingly, Jing Shu and the other two were immediately unshackled and invited into the current office. Tables were laid out with hot milk and boiled eggs as tokens of consolation. Leaders personally handed them to the crowd, displaying a harmonious scene.
“We’re truly sorry for what you’ve been through! It was our negligence that led to your suffering. Rest assured, we will severely punish the responsible parties!”
Click, click—camera sounds echoed.
Jing Shu saw old acquaintances—it was the female reporter who came to interview her yesterday?
Undoubtedly, with the attention from above, things were handled efficiently. Within ten minutes, the forcefully seized house was cleaned up. People were cleared out, and some daily necessities were added. The house was thoroughly cleaned, becoming neat and tidy.
Moreover, the implicated allocation director was caught and taken to the office by a kind citizen, Mr. Jing. The corrupt officer who accepted bribes was also fired.
Half an hour later, Jing Shu again posted a new video on social media, documenting the police-citizen unity, joint efforts to fight criminals, and a happy ending.
“Thanks to the Wucheng government, and thanks to the relevant leaders’ attention, this matter has been perfectly resolved! Thank you all for your attention to Shi Jiujiu!”
From beginning to end, Jing Shu never appeared again.
But Shi Jiujiu knew that it was she who led and stirred the public opinion, not him. For a moment, Shi Jiujiu’s admiration for Jing Shu reached a new height, and a small seed began to sprout in his heart: “If I could follow a big boss in the future, guiding public opinion for her, how great would that be?”
Meanwhile, Captain Hu, a new official ready to make big moves, was suddenly told: “Your promotion plan has been canceled. Your position remains unchanged.”
Captain Hu: “????” What’s happening? I just finished drafting the promotion plan!
As for Li Yuetian, who was suspended, he was informed: “This time, your annual bonus is docked, and your position is reinstated.”
Li Yuetian: “????” What’s the situation?
Zhou Bapi had been staring at the two potted plants for two whole hours. He even tasted the soil’s flavor, “Strange, there’s nothing special here. How is it possible? How can these potted plants grow astragalus in such an environment?”
“Uncle, when are you going to livestream eating shit?” Su Mali sipped strawberries, not very satisfied with their taste.
“You kid, for such a big issue, other uncles should be present.” Zhou Bapi coughed. It was all because he spoke too much at that time, and now was being slapped in the face nakedly.
“Then I’ll call everyone to watch you livestream eating shit tomorrow, okay? They must have time.” Su Mali excitedly said.
“Oh, Jing Shu is here. Look, Jing Shu is finally here. Where have you been? What were you doing? Making me wait!” Zhou Bapi finally changed the topic forcibly, enthusiastically running towards Jing Shu.
“You might not believe it, but I was just arrested. Wait, who are you?”
(End of Chapter)